Tower: Do you have Charlie?
Wits Student: Negative, we left him back at the hanger!

Tower: Do you have Echo?
Wits Student: Negative, recieving you loud and clear!

Tower: Do you have Hotel?
Wits Student: Negative, We are staying with friends!

Tower: Do you have Juliet?
Wits Student: Negative, and please don't say anything to my wife!

Tower: Do you have Kilo?
Wits Student: Negative, but I think there a couple roaches in the ashtray!

Tower: Do you have Mike?
Wits Student: Negative, I have a push-to-talk button and a headset!

Tower: Do you have Oscar?
Wits Student: Negative, but I'm expecting a nomination this year!

Tower: Do you have Papa?
Wits Student: Negative, but I wrote him a letter last week!

Tower: Do you have Romeo?
Wits Student: Negative, Negative! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Tower: Do you have Uniform?
Wits Student: Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt!

Tower: Do you have Victor?
Wits Student: Negative, Who is Victor?

Tower: Do you have Xray?
Wits Student: Negative, my doctor wants a CAT Scan!

Tower: Do you have Whiskey?
Wits Student: Negative, not in last 8 hours, Am I not on assigned heading?